DRAU 001 - You Can (Not) Despair - Gymnasium
Attention. Attention. Please report to the gymnasium at once.
[And once everyone's in there, Monokuma pops out of the podium as usual.]
Upupupu, it's been a while since you guys have been called here hasn't it? After all, Togami and Hinata didn't need any extra incentive did they?
[He'll just let the despair sink in before continuing.]
But enough about that, you're all probably wonder why you're here. Well wonder no more!
[And with that Monokuma produces a very official looking scrap of paper.]
Here it is! For whichever one of you wants to graduate, a stay of execution personally signed by Governor Monokuma himself, upupupu. So go ahead, kill whoever you want, stab them, beat them, shoot them, gas them, off a cliff them, you have my personal guarantee that if you're found guilty, there won't be an execution! So you won't end up like poor Kuwata, Hanamura, Pekoyama, Tsumiki, Yamada, Souda, Kuzuryuu, Hinata, or Togami. Oh or that computer either, I guess. Upupupu.
[And the paper's tucked away into...where exactly does Monokuma hide things anyway? Monopockets? Monokompartments? The world may never know.]
Also one more thing, I've added a new rule to your ElectroIDs. Effective immediately any attempts to cover any of the cameras will be met with harsh discipline! I know your generation values its privacy, but I'm a bear, so I don't care about things like that. So get your freak on, kill someone in front of them, do whatever you want, but leave the cameras alone! Or else!
[And with that, Monokuma disappears into the podium once more.]
[And once everyone's in there, Monokuma pops out of the podium as usual.]
Upupupu, it's been a while since you guys have been called here hasn't it? After all, Togami and Hinata didn't need any extra incentive did they?
[He'll just let the despair sink in before continuing.]
But enough about that, you're all probably wonder why you're here. Well wonder no more!
[And with that Monokuma produces a very official looking scrap of paper.]
Here it is! For whichever one of you wants to graduate, a stay of execution personally signed by Governor Monokuma himself, upupupu. So go ahead, kill whoever you want, stab them, beat them, shoot them, gas them, off a cliff them, you have my personal guarantee that if you're found guilty, there won't be an execution! So you won't end up like poor Kuwata, Hanamura, Pekoyama, Tsumiki, Yamada, Souda, Kuzuryuu, Hinata, or Togami. Oh or that computer either, I guess. Upupupu.
[And the paper's tucked away into...where exactly does Monokuma hide things anyway? Monopockets? Monokompartments? The world may never know.]
Also one more thing, I've added a new rule to your ElectroIDs. Effective immediately any attempts to cover any of the cameras will be met with harsh discipline! I know your generation values its privacy, but I'm a bear, so I don't care about things like that. So get your freak on, kill someone in front of them, do whatever you want, but leave the cameras alone! Or else!
[And with that, Monokuma disappears into the podium once more.]

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Or something equally fatal.]
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Dude, if we work together, maybe she'll never be able to catch us.
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Not to mention he's extra mortified for Monokuma making up a new rule because of them. Gdit.
All he can do is glance at Mondo apologetically. It wasn't supposed to go this way at all!]
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He does glance at Ishimaru with a frown on his face though.]
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But who?]