DRAU 001 - You Can (Not) Despair - Gymnasium

[imabear]

Attention. Attention. Please report to the gymnasium at once.

[And once everyone's in there, Monokuma pops out of the podium as usual.]

Upupupu, it's been a while since you guys have been called here hasn't it? After all, Togami and Hinata didn't need any extra incentive did they?

[He'll just let the despair sink in before continuing.]

But enough about that, you're all probably wonder why you're here. Well wonder no more!

[And with that Monokuma produces a very official looking scrap of paper.]

Here it is! For whichever one of you wants to graduate, a stay of execution personally signed by Governor Monokuma himself, upupupu. So go ahead, kill whoever you want, stab them, beat them, shoot them, gas them, off a cliff them, you have my personal guarantee that if you're found guilty, there won't be an execution! So you won't end up like poor Kuwata, Hanamura, Pekoyama, Tsumiki, Yamada, Souda, Kuzuryuu, Hinata, or Togami. Oh or that computer either, I guess. Upupupu.

[And the paper's tucked away into...where exactly does Monokuma hide things anyway? Monopockets? Monokompartments? The world may never know.]

Also one more thing, I've added a new rule to your ElectroIDs. Effective immediately any attempts to cover any of the cameras will be met with harsh discipline! I know your generation values its privacy, but I'm a bear, so I don't care about things like that. So get your freak on, kill someone in front of them, do whatever you want, but leave the cameras alone! Or else!

[And with that, Monokuma disappears into the podium once more.]

Comments

[cutsfog]

[twentypercenter]

[amanspromise]

[That new rule totally isn't because of him and Ishimaru. Nope. Nope. Nooooooooooooooope. He keeps rubbing at his hair and ear because he's paranoid he didn't clean it all off and he's been walking around with semen on his face.]

[hamsterexpert]

[youmustnotlosehope]

[airconditioners]

[thehousewins]

[She'd be lying if she said she wasn't considering Monokuma's offer right now.]

[twentypercenter]

[He's staring at Celes like he KNOWS.]

[thehousewins]

[Oh good, then it won't come as a surprise.]

[twentypercenter]

[He starts backing away from the creeper.]

[straitlaced]

[Ishimaru's wondering if all those shocked faces in the group are from the motive announcement or new rule announcement...either way, he's not happy about it.

Not to mention he's extra mortified for Monokuma making up a new rule because of them. Gdit.

All he can do is glance at Mondo apologetically. It wasn't supposed to go this way at all!]

[thehousewins]

[Be careful you don't back up into a knife.

Or something equally fatal.]

[bmi]

[crystalballer]

[Hagakure's also glancing at Celes because there is no way she can be stable. He nudges the other Hagakure's side.]

Dude, if we work together, maybe she'll never be able to catch us.

[twentypercenter]

Yeah dude, we have to stick together. She went totally crazy on me in the cafeteria earlier!

[amanspromise]

[He's trying to maintain a distance between the two of them because he doesn't want people to figure out they're the cause for the new rule.

He does glance at Ishimaru with a frown on his face though.]

[pausebutton]

[And this would be the part of the game where one of the party members makes a terrible decision.

But who?]

[crystalballer]

You too?! I walked in there and she flipped on me when I didn't even do anything! I thought she was gonna kill me for sure, dude!